His opening remarks were on “Tucker Carlson Tonight,” Fox News’ host, Fox News, addressed the numerous unidentified aircraft that the U.S. has seen in the skies. Three unidentified planes followed a Chinese spy balloon.

“If these things are extraterrestrial, what we’re seeing is an alien invasion,” Carlson stated. “That means at some point they’re probably gonna demand to be taken to our leader.”

“And what are we gonna say then? ‘This is Kamala Harris. She once dated Montel Williams, but now she runs our country because her boss is senile.’ Oooh. Pretty embarrassing.”

Carlson agreed “thankfully” Because the objects that are mysterious seem unlikely, this would be impossible “what we earthlings call balloons.”

It’s not the first time Carlson has harped on Harris’ dating history in an attempt to diminish her — and it likely won’t be the last.